Science!
Live on TV, I'm watching a man walk in space. What a time to be alive.

Pug Uglies
The most efficient means of luring the Pug Uglies back into their cage is baiting. For half a bone-shaped biscuit, they'll run - not walk - to their cage and stand just inside the threshold. I give each his treat and then close and seal the cage, where they will remain for the next several hours. The last few visits, they seem to have lost most interest in running around the house for a few minutes and instead want to cut straight to the chase. Okay, fine by me, but you guys to realize this means you have to spend even more time inthe cage, right? Alas, I'm not sure their little canine minds are capable of delaying gratification for even a few moments. They want a biscuit and they want it now! Consequences (what's a consequence?) be damned.

And now back to bed for an hour!