I was awoken at 5:44 A.M. by a text message. Even though I was able to fall asleep again, since then I've been having the devil of a time devising a coherent argument for why murder should be illegal.

This Week in Motorsport
And now for something completely different: toilet-link.

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Smash Mouth, "Heave-Ho" from Fush Yu Mang (T.L.A.M.)