The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day: Bye Week

"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Sports Song" from Mandatory Fun (Mike Papa Wolverine)

Commentary: The valiant Wolverines of Team 142 have a bye week, halfway through the regular season: six games down, six games to go.

"In fact, we play teams across the nation,
And you're the worst one we've come across,
Try to assimilate that information
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss.

"Oh, and if somehow, we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand,
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand:

"We're great! (We're great!)
And you suck! (You suck!)
We're great! (We're great!)
And you suck! (You suck!)
We're great! (We're great!)
And you suck! (You suck!)
You see, there's us (We're great!),
And then there's you (You suck!)
We're really, really great (Really great!)
In contrast, you really suck (Really suck!)
O.K., full disclosure: We're not that great,
But, nevertheless, you suck!…"

Go Blue!