Today is the Ides of March. 2,050 years ago Gaius Julius Caesar, dictator-for-life of Rome, was assassinated on the floor of the Senate by men claiming to represent Rome's anti-monarchical instincts. Say what you will about Caesar's life, two thousand fifty years after your death, will people remember the day on which you died? That, my friends, is immortality.

Vote For Kodos
Hyperlink! It is bitterly ironic that after being denounced as a unilateralist monster throughout his entire first term, President Bush is now one of the few voices in American politics speaking out against the rising tide of xenophobia in our great republic.