Last weigh-in: 308.4 lbs (Wednesday, 17 April)
This weigh-in: 318.8 lbs.
Difference: +10.4 lbs.
Worse than I feared, but hardly surprising given how much I've eaten & how much beer I've drunk. I ate, I drank, & I was merry, because—Alleluia!—Christ is risen! Christus resurrexit! Christus resurrexit vere! Easter, the Paschaltide, rolls on for more than another month, but the post-Exodus 90 pigging out has come to an end. I've made too much progress to go back to my wicked old ways; so, time to reapply my bulbous nose to the grindstone. The three-hundred-pound barrier awaits. Two hundred ninety-nine, here I come!
Bonus! Lied von ÖSTERREICH
Reel Big Fish, "Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?" from Monkeys for Nothin' and the Chimps for Free (The Last Angry Easter Feaster)
Skammentary:
"There's a (Little girl!) on my mind,
(Little girl!) All the time!
(Little girl!) It's always one!
(Little girl!) Look what she's done!
"She makes me look at her thighs,
You know I don't have to lie,
But why can't I tell her?
You know she's so beautiful,
And why do all girls think they're fat?
"(Hey, hey, hey!) She's so pretty!
(Hey, hey, hey!) My friend!
(Hey, hey, hey!) I feel stupid, again!
"(She said!) It's alright,
(She said!) Come over tonight,
(She said!) Mom's not home,
(She said!) I'm all alone.
"Sh drove me back to her house,
She pushed me down on the couch,
She said, 'Now, it's alright,
We're gonna just be friends,
'Cause that kissing only leads to the end.'
"(Hey, hey, hey!) She's so pretty!
(Hey, hey, hey!) My friend!
(Hey, hey, hey!) I feel stupid, again!"
[shredding guitar interlude]
"(Hey, hey, hey!) She's so pretty!
(Hey, hey, hey!) My friend!
(Hey, hey, hey!) I feel stupid, again!
(Hey, hey, hey!) She's so pretty!
(Hey, hey, hey!) My friend!
(Hey, hey, hey!) I feel stupid!"
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