Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Operation ÖSTERREICH

Weekly Wednesday Weigh-in
Last weigh-in: 320.6 lbs
This weigh-in: 317.4 lbs.
Difference: -3.2 lbs.

The needle is once again moving in the right direction, & I do weigh less at the end of May (three hundred seventeen & two-fifths pounds [317.4 lbs.]) than I did at the beginning (three hundred eighteen & four-fifths pounds [318.8 lbs.]), but, still, far too much ground was lost (far too much weight was gained) after Lent ended. We must recapture the ground lost (lose the weight gained) due to the return of bad old habits under the friendly guise of Easter feasting, & then resume the march toward our greater goals of lesser weight. Onward!


Bonus! Lied von ÖSTERREICH
Jim Gaffigan, "Eat Like an American" from Beyond the Pale (The Last Angry Easter Feaster)

Commentary: Truer words have rarely been uttered.
"We're never satisfied when it comes to food…"

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