Commentary:
"I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,
I want a girl who knows what's best,
I want a girl with shoes that cut,
And eyes that burn like cigarettes.
I want a girl with the right allocations,
Who is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack,
She is playing with her jewelry, she is putting up her hair,
She is touring the facility and picking up slack.
"I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
"I want a girl who gets up early (Gets up early!),
I want a girl who stays up late (Stays up late!),
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity (Uninterrupted!),
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.
With fingernails that shine like justice,
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass,
She is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack,
She's touring the facility and picking up slack.
"I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.
"I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (Smooth liquidation!),
I want a girl with good dividends (Good dividends!),
At Citibank we will meet accidentally (Meet accidentally!),
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen.
She wants a car with a cupholder armrest,
She wants a car that will get her there,
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen,
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron.
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket."
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