The Rebel Black Dot Anti-Valentine's Song o' the Day

Beverly D'Angelo, Dan Castellaneta, & the company, "Your Wife Don't Understand You" from The Simpsons: Songs in the Key of Springfield—Original Music from the Television Series (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: Even amidst the bitterest week of the R.B.D.S.O.T.D.'s whole year, I want to be fair, even to fictional characters. Lurleen Lumpkins (D'Angelo) does try to seduce Homer Simpson (Castellaneta), to induce him to betray his wife, Marge. That is a wicked act, & to his credit Homer is never seriously tempted by Lurleen & remains faithful to Marge. Lurleen's act of seduction is wicked, but her affection for Homer appears to be genuine; later episodes show her in a series of doomed romances with men who physically resemble Homer.

"Your wife don't understand you,
But I do,
No, your wife don't understand you,
But I do,
I said, no one understands you,
But I do!"