"Here's to those who love not wisely, no, not wisely, but too well,
To the girl who sighs with envy when she hears that wedding bell,
To the guy who'd throw a party if he knew someone to call,
Here's to the losers, bless them all!
"Here's to those who drink their dinners when that lady doesn't show,
To the girls who wait for kisses underneath that mistletoe,
To the lovely summer lovers when the leaves begin to fall,
Here's to the losers, bless them all!…
"Here's the last toast of the evening, here's to those who still believe,
All the losers will be winners, all the givers shall receive,
Here's to trouble-free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small,
Here's to the losers, bless them all!…"
"I can't help but think back to the
The advice that I got from my dad,
He said, 'Time goes by so fast
In the blink of an eye, so never close your eyes,'
And I always wanted something,
Something more than fifty hours
Every week, and a paid vacation
On the Jersey shoreline.
"And he said, 'So when ambition
Turns into competition,
I'll never be the better man.'
(Whoa oh oh oh) So when ambition
Turns into competition,
I'll never be the better man (Yeah!)…"
"…Don't believe a word of it,
But the one thing that I'm sure about is this:
"A lifetime lifting cinderblocks,
Stacking bricks, and mixing mortar,
Gave this man his crooked walk
And kept his life in order.
A lifetime lifting cinderblocks,
Stacking bricks, and mixing mortar,
Gave this man his crooked walk,
Gave this man his crooked walk,
Gave this man his crooked walk,
And made his lifetime shorter."
"So I try to chat it up with somebody here
About anything besides this burger career,
But everybody's grippin',
Moppin' so no slippin',
No one wants to get caught by someone else trippin',
And why do the people here all make a fuss
Of throwing other co-workers under the bus?
And why don't they see you don't get paid that much more
Playing office politics, like I even want to work here?
You make cheeseburgers, pal!…"
"I got to do some quick reading for the big meeting,
But my head is spinning and I can't quite open my eyes…"
"It's a paradigm shift!…"
"Hey, I know where you're from,Smash! Go Blue!
It makes it that much nicer to meet you.
Hey, I know what you've done,
It makes it that much better to defeat you!…"
"In the soundless awe and wonder,
Words fall short to hope again.
How beautiful,
How vast your love is,
New forever,
World without an end!…"
"Well, she's like me,
Just not as ugly!
"She used to be my girl,
But now she's famous,
She's famous now!
She used to be my girl,
But now she's—
She was just so sweet,
She was just so sweet,
She was just so sweet,
Now they're falling at her feet,
Used to be my girl,
But now she's famous now!
"Oh, I failed,
But I am not a failure,
Should keep my self esteem,
Next time, it will go better…"
"This is Jesus, Emmanuel,
God is with us in this sacrament,
Come receive Him, adore Him,
This is Jesus, our Lord…"
"She called me late last night to say she loved me so,
It didn't matter anymore.
I say she never cared and that she never will,
I'd do it all again, I guess I'll have to wait until then…
"She called me late last night to say she loved me so,
But I guess you changed her mind.
Well, I should have known it wouldn't be all right,
But I can't live without her so I won't even try!…
"Maybe some day I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do.
She looks like Heaven, maybe this is Hell?
She said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell…"