Hero
Fuck Stephen Colbert and his anti-bear rantings, Bruno the German-hating bear was a hero. Herolink! For weeks, this lone bear brought the Krauts to their goose-stepping knees, striking fear into the anti-Semitic, racist heart that beats inside each and every contemptable German. Thank you, Bruno, your sacrifice in the cause of wiping Germany off the map once and for all will not be forgotten. Rest in peace.