Science!: Special Eurotrash Edition
Hyperlink! This sounds really cool... if this one can avoid ending up as a skidmark across the Martian landscape like the last European Space Agency lander. Bwa ha ha ha ha! Meanwhile, while the Europeans probots aren't good for much more than cratering the surface of the Red Planet, NASA's Spirit and Opportunity are still merrily roving to and fro two years after their safe landings. Opportunity and Spirit were designed to have an operational life of 90 days, yet here we are with M2K4 having become M2K6.

America. Fuck yeah.