BTW South Song of the Day
The Forces of Evil, "Independant" from Friend or Foe? (T.L.A.M.)

Guy: Would you please hold my hand?
Girl: I can't, I'm independant.
Guy: I want to be your man.
Girl: You can't, I'm independant.

Guy: I'll call you on the phone.
Girl: You can't, I'm independant.
Guy: Let me know when you're home.
Girl: I can't, I'm independant.