One week until the feast day of Saint Valentine, a holy day desecrated in the United States as "Valentine's Day," the day set aside by the Marrieds and their dating lackeys to promote the societal view of singleness as the worst of all possible states, the saddest of all possible fates. Team Bachelor, prepare for Action with a captial A!

BTW South Song of the Day
Dance Hall Crashers, "Street Sweeper" from The Old Record (T.L.A.M.)