Emily the Strange
Emily isn't evil...

...she's just up to no good.

The Stars My Destination
Sabotage! I am aghast. What kind of maniac would do such a thing? This is the space program! It is supposed to embody all that is bright and noble about Mankind! Thank Bog it was so amateurish and so readily detected.

Vote For Kodos
Speaking of maniacs, I have yet to decide behind which contender for the Republican presidential nomination to throw my (moral, not financial) support: Senator McCain, former Mayor Giuliani, or former Senator Thompson. However, Mr. McCain's prospects have recently dimmed. I donated $40 to his campaign back in 2000, in the ever-so-much-fun run-up to the Michigan primary, and have remained on his emailing list ever since. In an email received yesterday, the senator's supporters were referred to as "McCainiacs." *stunned pause* What?! Why in the name of Richard Milhous Nixon would any Republican emulate the delusional "Deaniacs" from 2004? Those drug-addled morons couldn't even manage to defeat the virtually self-defeating John Kerry. Even President Bush won an election against Kerry! "McCainiacs"? Once again, I am aghast. Will this prove the straw that broke the camel's back and sundered forever my ties to McCain? Time shall tell, but it's not looking good for the senior Senator from Arizona.

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
The Aquabats!, "Pool Party!" from Myths, Legends, and Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2 (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: Raise your glasses in a last toast to high chlorine, my friends, the pool is back in action.