Operation AXIOM: Happy Birthday!
Happiest of birthday wishes to The Brad-Man! The Gargoyle, 1213, The Newsletter. Popular culture tells us that the friends we make in college are the friends we'll have for life; by and large, that's rubbish, but pop culture was curiously dead-on about The Brad-Man. The lad's true blue, and I consider myself fortunate to number him among my friends and truly privileged to be numbered amongst his.

Happy birthday, Brad, and many happy returns. Go Blue!