The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Dan Potthast, "Sharks" from Sweets and Meats

Commentary: And so we bid a fond farewell to Shark Week '09, what we'd all been waiting for since Shark Week '08.

Operation AXIOM
Remember 8 August last year (8.8.08, 8/8/08, 8-8-08) and the endless vapid babbling on about the verdammt Beijing Olympics? By Lucifer's beard, I loathe the Olympics. I hope Chicago's bid to host the 2016 Summer Games fails, I sincerely do, for 'tis my great hope that the United States will never again suffer the indignity of hosting that accursed carnival of hypocrisy and corruption.