Project MERCATOR
Sometimes, for no reason, at least none that is readily apparent, friends are jerks to one another. What makes them friends is that they'll forgive each other, no apologies necessary. Were I a betting man, I'd wager we'll prove to be friends come the morrow.

Besides, she started it.

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Barenaked Ladies, "Running Out of Ink" from Barenaked Ladies Are Men (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary:

"It's bleaker than you think,
I'm running out of ink.
Give a guy a break,
This is what it takes
To drive a man to drink."