Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Operation ÖSTERREICH

Fortnightly Weigh-in: Since last I weighed myself I have lost four point six pounds (4.6 lbs.), meaning I now weigh twenty-one point two pounds (21.2 lbs.) less than I did on 13 November 2013, the beginning of systematic record-keeping.

In so doing, I have triggered an additional reporting requirement. I now weigh three hundred forty-seven pounds (347.0 lbs.), having tipped the scales at three hundred sixty-eight point two pounds (368.2) last November. I determined then that I was too ashamed of my overall weight to report it, but that I must do so once I reached three-fifty. I am still morbidly obese or, if we are feeling charitable, massively corpulent, but I am making progress; ÖSTERREICH is bearing fruit. Onward!

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