Due to a variety of social & parochial commitments, including the weddings of two boon companions, the Ace & Red Patton, & a retreat weekend that is months in the planning, I will not be able to see any of the valiant Wolverines' first three games of the 2014 college football season. In the words of Sideshow Bob, "By Lucifer's beard!" The upshot for you, dear reader, is that I will be unusually slow in bemoaning the lamentable state of our once mighty football squad, in declaring all lost in panicked hyperbole, & calling for the firing of head coach Brady Hoke.
Go Blue!
The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Sports Song" from Mandatory Fun (T.L.A.M.)
Commentary:
"O.K., full disclosure: we're not that great,
But nevertheless, you suck!…"
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