The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Dance Hall Crashers, "So Sue Us" from Lockjaw (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: Compare to The Proclaimers' "Everybody's a Victim" & "Weird Al" Yankovic's "I'll Sue Ya."

"I heard you
Had a mind to sue.
Why? I don't know,
I guess your lawyer will tell me so.

"You can have my bongos
And that little plastic thing I put my vitamins in,
You can have my amplifier,
Just make sure you're grounded when you're plugging it in.

"I don't think you know
Just what you're getting into,
You're spending lots of money
To get nothin'!

So sue us, whatcha gonna do with us?
Just sue us, whatcha gonna get?
Well nothin', 'cause all of us are flat broke,
Go ahead and try to do
All you can do to sue…"