Bonus! Song of Michigan

John Linnell, "Michigan" from State Songs (The Last Angry Michigander)

Commentary:

"O Michigan, exemplar of unchecked replication!
O Michigan, O Michigan, the tank the fishes are in,
Expansionist in spirit, in letter borders obtain,
Don't hold us back! Don't hold us back!
We must eat Michigan's brain!
Now grow back, Michigan, we miss you again!"