Johnny Socko, "Tortugas" from Full Trucker Effect (Rude Boy Mike Papa Wolverine)
Skammentary: Maryland has, bar none, the best flag of all the several states, being based as it is on timeless principles of heraldry, unlike most state flags (including sacred Michigan's, which is eminently forgettable), which are based on nihilistic principles of civic religion. Nevertheless, because not even by the most abusive definitions of geography can Maryland be considered a Midwestern state, the University of Maryland, College Park ought not be a member of the B1G. It is an abomination that Michigan will not this season contest the Little Brown Jug, the oldest trophy in college football, with Minnesota, & yet every danged season has to play both Maryland & Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey. An abomination, I say!
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