The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day!

The Aquabats!, "Adventure Today!" from Myths, Legends, and Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2 (Captain Thumbs Up!)

Skammentary:

"'Cause Willie don't got an eye!
Willie don't got an eye!
He lost it on the Fourth of July!
He don't got an eye!
Willie don't got an eye!
Willie don't got an eye!
Things will never be the same,
'Cause Willie's eye is lame!…"