I don't really understand boredom. Restlessness, I understand. Dissatisfaction and I are old chums. But boredom? Dear Bog, how in the wide world can anyone be bored? There are a million and several things to do at all times.

1) Read a book.

2) Reorganize your book shelves.

3) Reverse alphabetize your CD collection.

4) Take a bath.

5) Pray.

6) Shake your fist at the sky.

7) Write a treatise. Your thesis: Fox News is local news writ large, and just as vapid. Extra credit: catalog CNN's attempts to be more like Fox News.

8) Spin around on a revolving chair until you puke.

9) Clean it up.

10) Read self-absorbed blogs (redundant). Leave peevish comments as "Anonymous."

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