Science!
It's like some kind of dream: narwhal! (And a reminder, Narwhal Day is the 23rd of May, only three months away. Are you prepared? What you need: the Oath of Narwhal Day, a piece of gray clothing, and "Sympathy for the Narwhal" by DJ Seaghost; these items and the ritual will engender genuine sympathy for the narwhal.) 'Tis nice to know that even in our jaded sophistication here in the 21st century there are marine monsters of mystery and majesty, the sea still has secrets. And what better tool than science to wrest the secrets of the deep from Neptune's pelagic grasp?

Science!

I shall miss Monk and Psych and shall eagerly await their returns this summer.

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Skankin' Pickle, "Turning Japanese" from Sing Along With Skinkin' Pickle (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: Knowing the work of Skankin' Pickle front man/saxophonist and Asian Man Records founder Mike Park, this version of "Turning Japanese" is as much about racial stereotyping as it as about masturbation. But that's still enough about masturbation to earn a place in this series.

"You wrote 'I love you,'
I love me too."