Vote For Kodos
Pants afirelink. This is the third distinct account of events Senator Burris has given; how can we then believe a single word of his fluid testimony? The Democratic majority in the Senate said they would not seat anyone appointed by then-Governor Blagojevich, but then they installed Senator Burris; how can we believe a single one of their pronouncements? And both deposed Governor Blagojevich and Senator Burris are exemplars of the rotten-to-the-core Illinois politics that also gave us President Obama, White House Chief of Staff Emanuel, and Secretary of Education Duncan, as well as innumerable staffers now infesting the Executive Branch; how can we have any confidence that they are not exactly as venal as Blagojevich and Burris?

If you voted for our charlatan president, this is exactly the kind of shady backroom dealing for which you voted. I hope you are enjoying the parade of horrors. If you think that's not true, that President Obama and the Chicago mob stand for truth, justice, and transparency, you are either fooling yourself or you are a naive fool. Cheers!

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day After Valentine's Day
Semisonic, "Get a Grip" from All About Chemistry (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: I know this series, and it is a series, is both lewd and vulgar, but I have elected to proceed despite this. Or perhaps because of the lewdness and vulgarity. Think of this as my carnival 'fore the intense piety of Lent. Plus, in addition to being both lewd and vulgar, songs about masturbating tend to be funny. A boon!