The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Fountains of Wayne, "Prom Theme" from Utopia Parkway (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: D.J. with neither taste nor imagination? Check. Souvenir champagne flutes to commemorate an event at which no alcohol was served? Check. Girls with no self-esteem grinding on the dance floor with their douchebag boyfriends? Check. Trying to catch lightning in a bottle—repeating the unmitigated triumph of last November's Miracle Ball by attending tonight's President's Ball—might have been one of Project MERCATOR's more ill-advised efforts. Fun was had by all, there as just a lot more dreck to wade through first.

"But tonight we'll reach for the stars."