Wilson
Oliver Hazzard Perry wrote, "We have met the enemy, and they are ours." Walt Kelly repurposed the line as, "We have met the enemy and he is us." I don't know why this seems so fitting to my first meeting with my niece-cum-god(less)daughter Natalie, but it does, at least to me. Her clever father, Brother-in-L.A.W., has given her a delightful, ubiquitous nickname, which I shall henceforth use as her Secret Base codename. No April Fools' gag, this. I have met The Squeak, and she is super rad.