Project MERCATOR
Sweet fancy Moses, great Caesar's ghost, and jumpin' Jack Pratt, tonight was such a complete and total waste of my time! Sometimes, going out is the worst possible idea, and tonight was such an instance. I'd have been better served by going out and renting the motion picture Magnolia, or listening to the comedy stylings of Dane Cook. Holy smoke, that was awful.

In brighter news, tomorrow I lunch with Doctor Hee Haw!

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Dan the Automator, "Slick (Patel's Song)" from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World: Original Score by Nigel Godrich (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: Featuring the voices of Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Satya Bhabha; lyrics by Bryan Lee O'Malley from Scott Pilgrim, Vol. 1: Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life.

"You'll pay for this, Flowers!"