The Rebel Black Dot State Song of the Day
John Linnell, "Montana" from State Songs, Vol. 1 (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: Just as Iowa is a witch, Montana is a leg.

"Then it hit me that Montana was really just a leg
With the round part just the way you would expect,
And it started with a feeling but ended in a leg,
And it seemed to me Montana was a leg."

The liner notes of State Songs includes a passage indicating that Montana is so vast that it actually requires two executives, the Governor & his arch-nemesis, the Anti-Governor.