Thursday, April 28, 2022

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day: SKApril XII

Voodoo Glow Skulls, "Fat Randy" from Firme (Rude Boy Mike Papa Whiskey)

Skammentary: I never got into the Voodo Glow Skulls, only hearing of them peripherally, until they were featured in Pick It Up!: Ska in the '90s.
"He's big, fat, ugly, and mean,
Too many beers and he's a shitting machine,
Once he's drunk he likes to fight,
Any fifteen year-old in sight.

"Don't try to run, don't try to hide,
He'll steal your car without thinking twice,
Stop the party, hide your shit,
Because Fat Randy's in the house tonight!

"High school parties are his thing,
He drives up in his orange machine,
He'll start fighting with his friends,
Fat Randy gets you in the end!

"Fat Randy snuck in my house,
Fat Randy shit on my couch,
Fat Randy quiet as a mouse,
Fat Randy! Fat Randy!…"

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