Commentary: The valiant Wolverines of Team 143 have a bye this Saturday, strategically placed the week before the annual contest against "Little Brother," our bitter in-state rivals, the dastardly Spartans of the Michigan Agricultural College.
"In fact, we play teams across the nation,Go Blue!
And you're the worst one we've come across,
Try to assimilate that information
And it just might help you cope with your impending loss.
"Oh, and if somehow, we are still failing
To effectively articulate the points at hand,
Allow us now to summarize them in a manner
That your feeble brains can understand:
"We're great! (We're great!)
And you suck! (You suck!)
We're great! (We're great!)
And you suck! (You suck!)
We're great! (We're great!)
And you suck! (You suck!)
You see, there's us (We're great!),
And then there's you (You suck!)
We're really, really great (Really great!)
In contrast, you really suck (Really suck!)
O.K., full disclosure: We're not that great,
But, nevertheless, you suck!…"
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