Bonus! Real Can of Yams Song o' the Day

Real Can of Yams, "Always, Grand Blanc" from the Nothing Can Kill the Grimace E.P. (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:

"Grand Blanc, you're always on my mind,
Waiting for me with open arms every time,
Grand Blanc, you're always in my heart,
Waiting for me with open veins every time…

"Nestled in the heart of mid Michigan, just off of I-75, lies a shining paradise, with pride for the past, spirit for the present, dedication for the future, and excellence always…"