Thursday, September 19, 2024

The Rebel Black Dot End o' Summer Song o' the Day

Ramones, "Rockaway Beach" from the Ramones Mania compilation (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:
"Chewin' out a rhythm on my bubble gum,
The sun is out and I want some,
It's not hard, not far to reach,
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach!

"Up on the roof, out on the street,
Down in the playground, the hot concrete,
Bus ride is too slow,
They blast out the disco on the radio.

"Rock, rock, Rockaway Beach,
Rock, rock, Rockaway Beach,
Rock, rock, Rockaway Beach,
We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach!…"

Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Operation ÖSTERREICH: Saint Michael's Lent

Please Stand By | Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea máxima culpa!

Weekly Wednesday Weigh-in
Last weigh-in: 330.2 lbs. (12 June)
Bonus! Lied von ÖSTERREICH!
MU330, "Hot Dogs" from Chumps on Parade (Mike Papa Walrus)

The Rebel Black Dot End o' Summer Song o' the Day

MxPx, "Vacation" from On the Cover II (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:
"A week without you,
Thought I'd forget,
Two weeks without you and I
Still haven't gotten over you yet!

"Vacation, all I ever wanted,
Vacation, had to get away,
Vacation, meant to be spent alone…"

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

The Rebel Black Dot End o' Summer Song o' the Day

Fastball, "The Way" from All the Pain Money Can Buy (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:
"They made up their minds
And they started packing,
They left before the Sun came up that day,
An exit to eternal summer slacking,
But where were they going
Without ever knowing the way?…"

Monday, September 16, 2024

Bonus! Song o' Mexican Independence Day

Fountains of Wayne, "Mexican Wine" from Welcome Interstate Managers (Mike Papa Whiskey)

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day

The Defiant, "Everybody Loves Me" from If We're Being Really Honest (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:
"I might be a dagger or a butter knife,
I can kill your dreams and I can save your life,
I'm a red flag and a bright blue streak,
You're gonna hear me brag if you allow me to speak.

"The mule is gonna kick,
The donkey took a punch,
They took me out to dinner,
They said I was out to lunch,
A pin-less hand grenade,
I'm rain on your parade.

"Everybody loves me!

"I'm the uppercut that broke the bottom jaw,
I'm down below the rader, but I'm way above the law,
I'm full of sanctimonious sacrilege,
I'll put out the fire and I'll burn your bridge!

"I'm the top shelf,
I'm the bottom rung,
I'm a loose cannon,
I'm a son of a gun,
I'm a third rail,
I'm a coffin nail.

"Everybody loves me!
Loves me!
Evеrybody loves me!
Loves mе!

"Everybody loves me!…"

Sunday, September 15, 2024

The Explorers' Club, № MXLVII

The Space Race—Astronaut Group 3 (the "Fourteen"), Part IX
William Alison Anders (17 October 1933-7 June 2024), Major General, U.S. Air Force Reserve—He flew Apollo 8 (1968) & took the iconic Earthrise photograph; he later served on the Atomic Energy Commission & as the first chairman of the Nuclear Regulatory Commission; he was Ambassador to Norway (1976-1977); he died three months ago, piloting his T-34 Mentor, crashing into Puget Sound.
Commentary: I deeply regret not commemorating General Anders's death this past summer. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea máxima culpa!

Bonus! Space Race Song o' the Day: The "Fourteen"—Bill Anders
James Darren, "Come Fly with Me" from This One's from the Heart (Space Cadet Mike Papa DSKY)

The Wayback Machine Tour of Bill Anders
"The Explorers' Club," № DCCXXIV: The 51st Anniversary of Apollo 8, Part I
"The Explorers' Club," № DCCXXV: The 51st Anniversary of Apollo 8, Part II
"The Explorers' Club," № DCCXXVI: The 51st Anniversary of Apollo 8, Part III
Requiescat in pace.

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the XXIV Sunday in O.T.

The Twenty-fourth Sunday in Ordinary Time
Five Iron Frenzy, "Far Far Away" from Five Iron Frenzy 2: Electric Boogaloo (Saint Mike Papa Whiskey)

Saturday, September 14, 2024

Bonus! Song o' Trivia Night

Project Mercator: Trivia Night @ Saint Matthew
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Everything You Know Is Wrong" from Bad Hair Day (Mike Papa Whiskey)

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day: Go Blue!

Team 145, Game 3: Michigan v. Arkansas State
Matamoska!, "Doom Boogie" from the Slacktivist Swing! E.P. (Mike Papa Wolverine)

Commentary: The valiant Wolverines have looked extremely shaky through two games, utterly discombobulated on both the offensive line & the defensive backfield. Coach Moore's mantra of "Smash" looks more like "smush," & I am on the verge of despair. It's not that we lost to Texas—Texas is a skilled, experienced club—it's that we didn't even put up a fight in the loss to Texas. There's no righting of the ship against an overmatched opponent like the epithetless Red Wolves (I had to look up the Arkansas State mascot), but there are many, many sloppy plays that need to be cleaned up before next Saturday's B1G opener against the epithetless Trojans of U.S.C.

Go Blue!

Friday, September 13, 2024

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' Today

Freitag, 13. September
Toto, "Africa" from Toto IV (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: Bless those rains!

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' Yesterday

Donnerstag, 12. September
Ken Boothe, "Everything I Own" from the Trojan Records: 40 Years, 40 Tracks compilation (Rude Boy Mike Papa Whiskey)

Skammentary: Apparently, "Everything I Own" is a cover song, written & originally performed by Bread. I've not heard Bread's version, but Boothe's remains haunting & heartbreaking.

Bonus! Song o' the Day: In Memoriam

The University of Michigan Marching Band, "The Victors" from Forever Valiant (Mike Papa Wolverine)

Commentary: In Memoriam James Earl Jones (17 January 1931-9 September 2024). Requiescat in pace, & Go Blue!

Thursday, September 12, 2024

Bonus! Song o' the Day: In Memoriam

John Williams, "The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)" from Star Wars: Episode V—The Empire Strikes Back (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: In Memoriam James Earl Jones (17 January 1931-9 September 2024). Requiescat in pace.

Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Bonus! Song o' the Day

Fastball, "Better Than It Was" from All the Pain Money Can Buy (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: It was important to commemorate 9/11 today, but "Better Than It Was" was the song running through my head when I woke up this morning.
"It's better than it was,
It's better than it was,
I complain never little because
It's better than it was…"

Operation ÖSTERREICH: Saint Michael's Lent

Weekly Wednesday Weigh-in
Last weigh-in: 330.2 lbs. (12 June)
Bonus! Lied von ÖSTERREICH!
The Aquabats!, "Food Fight on the Moon!" from Hi-Five Soup! (Captain Thumbs Up!)

The Explorers' Club Special: September 1914

Operation AXIOM: The World War
We here at The Secret Base did not publish a single episode of "The Explorers' Club" in September 2014, not one concerning the Great War nor any other subject, responding with a compensatory seven episodes that October. One of those addressed events exclusive to September 1914, which we present here.

The Wayback Machine Tour of the World War: September 1914
"The Explorers' Club," № CDXI: The First Battle of the Marne (5-12 September 1914)

Lest we forget.

Operation AXIOM: 9/11

Twenty-three years ago to the day, 11 September 2001, nineteen jihadist terrorists from al-Qaeda murdered 2,977 innocents by hijacking four airliners, three of which were crashed into the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center in New York City & the Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia; the fight back began with the passengers & crew of the fourth airliner, leading to that plane's crash in a Pennsylvania field, instead of into the suspect target, the Capitol in Washington, D.C. 'Twas due to the bravery of the passengers & crew of United Flight 93 that "Let's roll" became a battle cry.


On 11 September 2001, Afghanistan was ruled by the Taliban & was a sanctuary for al-Qaeda & associated jihadist terrorist groups. Today, Afghanistan is once again ruled by the Taliban & is once again a sanctuary for jihadist terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda & Daesh-Khorasan (I.S.I.S.-K.). The U.S. government betrayed our values as well as our self-interest, & all the Afghans who had partnered with us & cooperated with us through twenty long years of war, when we precipitously & ineptly abandoned Afghanistan in 2021.

There was a moment of ephemeral national unity after 9/11. Every president since the "day of fire" has campaigned as a uniter, a president for all Americans, yet the general feeling is that we are more divided than we have every been, that the United States is fraying, not just at the edges but at the very center. We can't even agree on common terms anymore, & everyone regards everyone else with suspicion & hostility. I don't know if that is the reality, but such is the Zeitgeist, the spirit of the age. At some point, we are going to have to ask ourselves if we are willing to live with each other, to forgive & tolerate each other. We are going to have to think back to 9/11 & that brief, grief- & shock-fueled moment of unity. Can we recover a sense of national solidarity minus the trauma of a massive national tragedy?


The official motto of the United States of America is:
In God we trust.
The traditional motto of the United States is:
"E pluribus unum" ("From many, one").
The only way we are going to be united is if we recommit ourselves to those founding priciples. We cannot cut ourselves off from the past; the concept of "Year Zero" can only ever lead to the Killing Fields of Cambodia. We are many; we are not bound by blood & soil. The only way we, as many, can ever be one, is in the One in Whom we trust. I'm not advocating, as the social media "integralists" do, for altar & throne; the Kingdom of Jesus Christ is not of this earth. Religious pluralism is foundational to the United States of America, for good or for ill. The Bill of Rights—Amendment I to the United States Constitution—enshrines the "free exercise of religion," not as the malevolent claim, "freedom from religion."

The malasise that plagues us now is the inevitable & predictable result of adopting atheism as our civic religion. The consequences of this are myriad & malefic. Politics has been elevated over discourse, partisanship is prized above principle, & freedom has been cheapened from freedom for excellence to simple license. In the words of the late Francis Cardinal George, O.M.I., "We have become a society that permits everything, but forgives nothing." We have forgotten how unique & radical the Christian ideal of forgiveness is; the forgiveness of sins & the love of enemies was utterly alien to the pagan Greeks & Romans that the darkling "Age of Enlightenment" promoted as an alternative to now twenty-one centuries of Christian patrimony.
Four airliners were hijacked by jihdists & used as weapons to strike at the Pentagon, the World Trade Center, & likely the United States Captol. Almost three thousand innocents & the nineteen hijackers died. Those of us who are old enough to remember will never forget where were were when we first learned that the Twin Towers had fallen, 11 September 2001, twenty-three years ago today.

The Wayback Machine Tour of 9/11
Patriot Day '23 / Patriot Day '22
Patriot Day '21 / Patriot Day '20
Patriot Day '19 / Patriot Day '18
Patriot Day '17 / Patriot Day '15
Patriot Day '13 / Patriot Day '11

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' Patriot Day
They Might Be Giants, "New York City" from Factory Showroom (Mike Papa Whiskey)
Never forget.

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day

Pete Yorn, "Red Right Hand" from the Red Right Hand (from the Motion Picture Hellboy) single (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:
"You're one microscopic cog
In his catastrophic plan…"

Monday, September 9, 2024

The Explorers' Club, № MXLVI

Operation AXIOM: Between the Wars—The Second Saudi-Hashemite War, Part I
29 August-5 December 1924: The Sultanate of Nejd (Saudi) declared war on the Kingdom of Hejaz (Hashemite), capturing the cities of Taif (3 September) & Mecca (5 December); King Hussein bin Ali of the Hejaz abdicated in favor of his son, Ali bin Hussein (16 October); the end of British subsidies sparked the war, subsidies which had both restrained Sultan Ibn Saud & funded the Sharifian Army.
Commentary: King Ali's brothers, Abdullah & Faisal (far-famed from Lawrence of Arabia's Seven Pillars of Wisdom), were Emir of Trans-Jordan & King of Mandatory Iraq, respectively, but as both were militarily dependent upon the British for their thrones, neither was in a position to aid the Hejaz, their ancestral home, against Ibn Saud & his Wahhabi fanatics.

Lest we forget.

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, "I Don't Want to Be You" from When God Was Great (Rude Boy Mike Papa Whiskey)

Skammentary:
As we slowly slide on out of our existence,
Don't you dare to push back or resist,
There'll be no more perseverance or persistence,
You should have tried all that long before this…"

Sunday, September 8, 2024

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the XXIII Sunday in O.T.

The Twenty-third Sunday in Ordinary Time
The O.C. Supertones, "All the Way Alive" from For the Glory (Saint Mike Papa Whiskey)

Saturday, September 7, 2024

Bonus! Song o' the Day: In Memoriam

James Darren, "The Best Is Yet to Come" from This One's from the Heart (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: In Memoriam James Darren (8 June 1936-2 September 2024). Requiescat in pace.

The duet of "The Best Is Yet to Come" by Captain Benjamin Sisko (played by Avery Brooks) & self-aware hologram Vic Fontaine (played by James Darren) is one of the most joyous moments in "What You Leave Behind," the
Deep Space Nine finale, & the last time the whole cast appear together.

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' the Day: Go Blue!

Team 145, Game 2: Michigan v. Texas
Prince Buster, "Texas Hold-Up" from the Fabulous: Greatest Hits compilation (Mike Papa Wolverine)

Commentary: Last season, the valiant Wolverines did not face a top ten opponent until November: the ferocious Nittany Lions of Penn State (№ 10). Today, the valiant Wolverines host the epithetless Longhorns of Texas (№ 3).

Smash! Go Blue!

Friday, September 6, 2024

Bonus! Song o' the Day: In Memoriam

James Darren, "Here's to the Losers" from This One's from the Heart (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: In Memoriam James Darren (8 June 1936-2 September 2024). Requiescat in pace.
"Here's to those who love not wisely, no, not wisely, but too well,
To the girl who sighs with envy when she hears that wedding bell,
To the guy who'd throw a party if he knew someone to call,
Here's to the losers, bless them all!

"Here's to those who drink their dinners when that lady doesn't show,
To the girls who wait for kisses underneath that mistletoe,
To the lovely summer lovers when the leaves begin to fall,
Here's to the losers, bless them all!…

"Here's the last toast of the evening, here's to those who still believe,
All the losers will be winners, all the givers shall receive,
Here's to trouble-free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small,
Here's to the losers, bless them all!…"

The Rebel Black Dot Labor Song o' the Day

Less Than Jake, "Last Hour of the Last Day of Work" from Borders & Boundaries (Mike Papa Worker)

Commentary:
"I can't help but think back to the
The advice that I got from my dad,
He said, 'Time goes by so fast
In the blink of an eye, so never close your eyes,'
And I always wanted something,
Something more than fifty hours
Every week, and a paid vacation
On the Jersey shoreline.

"And he said, 'So when ambition
Turns into competition,
I'll never be the better man.'
(Whoa oh oh oh) So when ambition
Turns into competition,
I'll never be the better man (Yeah!)…"

Thursday, September 5, 2024

The Explorers' Club, № MXLV

Operation AXIOM: The Space Age—The 40th Anniversary of S.T.S.-41-D, Part II
2-5 September 1984: Hartsfield, Coats, Mullane, Hawley, Resnik, & Walker tested the OAST-1 solar array, a prototype of the large, lightweight arrays that still power the International Space Station; this was highlighted in the IMAX film The Dream Is Alive (1985); a flaw in the waste dump nozzle formed an icicle made of urine (a "pee-sicle"); after 97 orbits, the Discovery landed at California's Edwards.
Bonus! Space Age Song o' the Day: S.T.S.-41-D
Go Sailor, "Ray of Sunshine" from Go Sailor (Space Cadet Mike Papa Whiskey)
Semper exploro.

Bonus! Song o' the Day: In Memoriam

James Darren, "It's Only a Paper Moon" from This One's from the Heart (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: In Memoriam James Darren (8 June 1936-2 September 2024). Requiescat in pace.

The Rebel Black Dot Labor Song o' the Day

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, "The Bricklayer's Story" from Pin Points and Gin Joints (Rude Boy Mike Papa Worker)

Skammentary:
"…Don't believe a word of it,
But the one thing that I'm sure about is this:

"A lifetime lifting cinderblocks,
Stacking bricks, and mixing mortar,
Gave this man his crooked walk
And kept his life in order.
A lifetime lifting cinderblocks,
Stacking bricks, and mixing mortar,
Gave this man his crooked walk,
Gave this man his crooked walk,
Gave this man his crooked walk,
And made his lifetime shorter."

Wednesday, September 4, 2024

Bonus! Song o' the Day: In Memoriam

James Darren, "I've Got the World on a String" from This One's from the Heart (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: In Memoriam James Darren (8 June 1936-2 September 2024). Requiescat in pace.

Operation ÖSTERREICH: Saint Michael's Lent

Weekly Wednesday Weigh-in
Last weigh-in: 330.2 lbs. (12 June)
Bonus! Lied von ÖSTERREICH
Less Than Jake, "Hamburger Hop" from the Goodbye Blue & White compilation (Mike Papa Walrus)

The Rebel Black Dot Labor Song o' the Day!

The Aquabats!, "Cheeseburger Politics!" from Charge!! Special One Year Anniversary Edition (Captain Thumbs Up!)

Commentary!:
"So I try to chat it up with somebody here
About anything besides this burger career,
But everybody's grippin',
Moppin' so no slippin',
No one wants to get caught by someone else trippin',
And why do the people here all make a fuss
Of throwing other co-workers under the bus?
And why don't they see you don't get paid that much more
Playing office politics, like I even want to work here?
You make cheeseburgers, pal!…"

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

Section 31: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-2024)

Episode o' the Day
"For the Uniform" (season five, episode thirteen; 3 February 1997): Wikipedia-link.

Commentary: "For the Uniform" is the continuation of the story begun in "For the Cause" (season four, episode twenty-two), Captain Sisko's hunt for Michael Eddington, a Starfleet officer who betrayed the Federation to join the Maquis rebellion. Themes of loyalty, professionalism, & self-concept are woven throughout: Edington insists Starfleet hunts the Maquis for ideological reasons, because no one is allowed to leave "paradise," the Federation's self-conception; Sisko counters that he is hunting Eddington not because Eddington left Starfleet, but because Eddington abused his position as a Starfleet officers to steal & sabotage for the Maquis.

Eddington conceives of himself as Jean Valjean, the protagonist of Victor Hugo's
Les Misérables & explicitly addresses Sisko as "Javert." After being repeatedly bested by the better-prepared Eddington in several encounters, Sisko leans into the Javert persona & intentionals acts as the obsessed villain Eddington believes him to be. Eddington's master plan involved creating a biological weapon, which he then used against two Cardassian planets, rendering those planet's atmosphere poisonous to Cardassians, but safe for human habitation. Sisko responds in kind, deploying a biological weapon against a Maquis planet that rendered its atmosphere poisonous to humans, but safe for Cardassians; he induces Eddington to surrender both the bioweapon & himself by threatening to similarly poison every Maquis planet.

Eddington shows his moral bankruptcy by being proud of his own poisoning of Cardassian worlds but horrified by Sisko's poisoning of Maquis worlds. To Eddington, there is no objective morality, no objective right or wrong: anything his side does is inherently moral, & if the opposing side does the exact same thing in response, that is inherently immoral. It's a shame that Michael Eddington doesn't actually understand Jean Valjean &
Les Misérables, supposedly his favorite book.

Bonus! Song o' the Day: In Memoriam

James Darren, "I'll Be Seeing You" from This One's from the Heart (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary: In Memoriam James Darren (8 June 1936-2 September 2024). Requiescat in pace.

My fondness for James Darren's singing is based almost exclusively on his appearances as self-aware hologram Vic Fontaine on
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

The Rebel Black Dot Labor Song o' the Day

Fountains of Wayne, "Bright Future in Sales" from Welcome Interstate Managers (Mike Papa Worker)

Commentary: Of course, the day after Labor Day is the day of my annual staff evaluation.
"I got to do some quick reading for the big meeting,
But my head is spinning and I can't quite open my eyes…"

Monday, September 2, 2024

Section 31: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-2024)

Episode o' the Day
"Past Tense, Part II" (season three, episode twelve; 9 January 1995): Wikipedia-link.

Commentary: "Past Tense" affords us a rare opportunity: To watch episodes of Star Trek on the very days during which they are set. The Bell Riots broke out on 1 September 2024, lasting several days, though the precise timing of the bloody assault on the Sanctuary District by police, prompted by false rumors that the safe hostages had already been killed, is unknown beyond, "the first week of September."

Here are some thoughts on "Past Tense's" vision of the 2020s from the 1990s, from earlier in this year's "Section 31" re-watch: Wayback Machine, Part I & Wayback Machine, Part II.

The Rebel Black Dot Song o' Labor Day

"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Mission Statement" from Mandatory Fun (Mike Papa Worker)

Commentary: I hope one & all are able to enjoy a leisurely Labor Day.
"It's a paradigm shift!…"

Sunday, September 1, 2024

Section 31: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-2024)

Episode o' the Day
"The Begotten" (season five, episode twelve; 27 January 1997): Wikipedia-link.

Commentary: Timing that I find delightful: The Klingon noblewoman Grilka appeared in two episodes, almost exactly two years apart: "The House of Quark" (season three, episode three; 10 October 1994) & "Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places" (season five, episode three; 14 October 1996). The Bajoran scientist Doctor Mora appeared in two episodes, almost exactly three years apart: "The Alternate" (season two, episode twelve; 10 January 1994) & "The Begotten" (season five, episode twelve; 27 January 1997). I'm not claiming any significance to these coincidences.

"The Begotten" is a touching, bittersweet episode. In the A plot, Odo is presented with an infant Changeling, one of the one hundred sent out into space to gather long-range intelligence for the Founders, just as Odo had been. The infant has radiation poisoning & is near death; Doctor Bashir purges the radiation & Odo sets about parenting the infant, determined to use gentler means to teach it to shapeshift than had been used on him. Doctor Mora, the Bajoran scientist who investigated Odo & taught Odo to shapeshift, arrives to help, but Odo, fueled by resentment, rebuffs him. In time, a combination of Odo's & Mora's methods induce the infant to reach out to Odo, & the two men achieve a reconcilation. Odo is the happiest we'veever seen him, giddy at the prospect of being a parents to the infant Changeling. The infant succumbs to the long-term danage caused by the radiation poisoning, but in a final gift to Odo, absorbs itself into his human body, restoring him as a Changeling.

In the B plot, Kira gives birth to the O'Briens' baby, with a comedic rivalry between Chief O'Brien & First Minister Shakaar, Kira's boyfriend. In the end, Shakaar returns to Bajor, but Kira declines his invitation to join him there, because she wants to be close to the baby. Odo & Mora part on good terms; Odo is glad to be a Changeling again, but still mourns the infant Changeling. The O'Briens are throwing a party to celebrate their baby's birth, but Kira doesn't want to be there, because she is grieving having to give him up. Kira & Odo are united in their sadness & go for a walk, her arm around his shoulder.

Deep Space Nine had it all, including the myriad forms of heartbreak.