The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
The Proclaimers, "He's Just Like Me" from Born Innocent (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: My greatest fear is that I will be to my sons and daughters as my father was to my brother, sister, and me, but despite that dread specter there is nothing I want more in this world than to be a father.

Hmmm, first I shall need me a wench....