Bonus! Girl Trouble Song o' the Day

Wheatus, "Teenage Dirtbag" from Wheatus (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:

"Man, I feel like mold,
It's prom night and I am lonely.
Lo and behold,
She's walking over to me.
This must be fake,
My lip starts to shake,
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?…"