I am a mean bastard, that cannot be changed, but I have made progress in being able to hold my tongue. Though sometimes I question if this has been for good or for ill.

Opinion Poll!
I really do value your comments, dear readers, and would appreciate you weighing in on the following.

Which name should I use: Ryan Hershey or Ryan Chaffee?

I need a good name for a white male, American, mid-thirties, married with no children. Drives a mid-sized SUV, works as a mid-level manager/professional. He's popular, personable, and psychologically healthy.

Thanks, kids.