Science!
Hyperlink! There was a story yesterday about a pitiful little band of hippies who planned to picket the launch of the New Horizons probe (awful name, by the way) in protest of its nuclear power source. Those damned, dirty hippies are against science! And if you're against science, I'm against you. Science!

Also of note is this item: second hyperlink! I never knew the story of the naming of Pluto. We're taking science back to the people! Anyway, actually being responsible for naming a planet - a planet, for Bog's sake - is just about the coolest thing I can imagine.