Brady Quinn was on SportsCenter this evening and when asked about his lack of so-called signature victories in college he cited Notre Dame's victories over Michigan State as proof that he is capable of winning big games. The Mountain was so shocked he nearly fell off the treadmill. Michigan State. Big games. Big games against Michigan State. The most innovatively losing team in America, the team most capable of snatching improbable defeat from the jaws of certain victory. Ho-lee cow.

Were Michigan State somehow to face themselves in an NCAA-sanctioned football game, I am certain that both squads of dastardly Spartans would find a way to overcome the universal laws of impossibility and jointly lose the game. And this is the dread foe Brady Quinn boasts of having overcome. Wow. Just... wow.

I'm convinced, my mind is made up, the Lions must draft Brady Quinn. He and Matt Millen might as well be the same person. And that person is an incredible douchebag.