"Just... don't change your mind before I get back, okay? Okay. Talk to you later."

I am perfectly willing to entertain the notion that my devotion to Gilmore Girls may be unhealthy, perhaps even the harbinger of a creeping madness.

The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
Reel Big Fish, "Everybody's Drunk" from Monkeys For Nothin' and the Chimps For Free (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: We conclude our series of alcohol-themed R.B.D.S.O.T.D. as we began, with the Reel Big Fish. And from near the end of the song, a soliloquy that well reflects my own relationship to the bottle:

"Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No, I've got to drive all these people home. Have a good time. Assholes."