The Rebel Black Dot Song of the Day
The Sandfleas, "My Baby's Got a Poopy Diaper" from Rice Capades (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary: How to say this without breaking my oath not to mention here at The Secret Base several members of my family? *snap* Got it! I'm going to be an uncle.

In a spooky coincidence, Gmail's "funny quote of the day" is from Bill Cosby: "Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." Not really funny, and Cosby didn't follow this "advice" with his own children, but the timing? Today of all days? Spooky.

The Sandfleas, for those who do not know, are among the myriad foes of The Aquabats!, and are our heroes' collective evil twin.

Science!
I bet global warming is to blame for this: Accursed Sunlink. The United States, and the United States only, has to switch to 100% "clean" electricity in the next ten years, bugger the cost, or the solar wind will keep weakening in sympathy with Mother Earth.

Anti-science!