The Victors: Notre Dame 35-17 Michigan
My congratulations to my dear friend Alistair and the vile Fighting Irish of the University of Notre Dame. Today, they were far and away the superior team and thoroughly deserved the victory. We, the valiant Wolverines of the University of Michigan, go back to Ann Arbor defeated but unbowed, and there is naught for us to do but try and correct the myriad mistakes that doomed this afternoon's effort. Most of what we can take away from today is what not to do, but for the nonce that shall have to be enough. Even in these darkest of days, it is still great to be a Michigan Wolverine.

Go Blue!