The Rebel Black Dot Anti-Valentine's Song of the Day
Fountains of Wayne, "Half a Woman" from Out-of-State Plates (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary:

"The show went the same way year after year,
He'd wave his magic wand and she'd disappear.
One day she asked, 'How did this come to be?
Somewhere there must be more to me.'…"