The Rebel Black Dot Anti-Valentine's Song of the Day
Dance Hall Crashers, "Make Her Purr" from Purr (T.L.A.M.)

Commentary:

"You like to think you know her,
Knows what it takes to make her purr,
But she don't live here anymore.

"You looked around, I'll admit it was sad,
Trying to hide that you wanted her so bad,
It took some time, then you finally saw her again,
And she ignored you like the rancid mustard in the fridge door,
And then she left with Damon from Blur.

"You like to think you know her,
Knows what it takes to make her purr…"