Autostrada

Two days ago, on the freeway, I, piloting the Lumi, the Distaff Son of the Mousemobile, blasted past a Fiat 500 Abarth sporting the vanity license plate ABART. On the exit ramp, the Abarth blasted past me, screeching to a halt at the red light at the end o' the ramp. To all appearances, ABART was going as fast on the ramp as he was on the freeway. When the light turned green, he screamed into a left turn, only to screech to a halt at the next red light. When the light turned green, he roared (well, buzzed) away. Motoring recklessly fast on the surface roads & dangerously slow on the freeways—what a jerk!