Jim Gaffigan, "Almost Heaven" from King Baby (T.L.A.M.)
Commentary: "My wife is very Catholic. If you've never been to a Catholic Mass, it's still going on. It never really ends. They just loop it around.
"I can never get my wife to leave when church is over. She's always like, 'Why don't we stay & talk to the weirdest people here?'
"She doesn't consider me a real Catholic, because I don't go to church or follow any of the Church teachings…"
It's hard to get your humble narrator to leave when church is over. I stay either to talk to the weirdest people there or, as the weirdest person there, to give some kindly soul such as Mrs. Gaffigan the chance to talk to me.
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