Bonus! Song o' the Day

They Might Be Giants, "Dr. Worm" from Severe Tire Damage (The Last Angry Man)

Commentary:

"They call me Dr. Worm,
Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm,
I'm interested in things,
I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm,
I am an actual worm,
I live like a worm…

"Someday, somebody else besides me
Will call me by my stage name,
They will call me Dr. Worm…"