The Rebel Black Dot Girlfriend Song o' the Day

Reel Big Fish, "I Want Your Girlfriend to Be My Girlfriend Too" (live) from Our Live Album Is Better Than Your Live Album, Disc 1: More Shtick Than You Can Shake a Stick At (The Last Angry Man)

Skammentary:

"There's a little girl I know,
You might know her, too,
She looks so good,
She looks so cute,
Standing next to you,
And I don't know what to do.

"I want your girlfriend to be my—
I want your girlfriend to be my—
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend, too!

"She's so fucking cute,
I wish that she was mine,
She's so gosh darn pretty,
I'm gonna lose my mind, baby!…"