Bonus! Girl Trouble Song o' the Day

Fountains of Wayne, "Red Dragon Tattoo" from Utopia Parkway (Mike Papa Whiskey)

Commentary:

"Red dragon tattoo
Is just about on me,
I got it for you,
So now do you want me?
With nothing to prove,
Will you be my honey?
Oh yeah, in you I confide,
Red dragon tattoo,
I'm fit to be dyed,
Am I fit to have you?…"