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"Me and my friends get no respect,
What does Scooby do that we neglect?
We be puttin' all our foes in check,
But me and my friends get no respect.
"So what? Who cares?
We're doing it how we like,
I'm singing into my mic,
A special underater mic!
"Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the day?
From mayhem, crabs who steal, and evil eels with evil rays?
Who's gonna talk like Curly, since Curly isn't here?
Who's gonna chase down villains and then turn around and run in fear?
You know who I'm talking about,
He's fat and short, no brains,
And I do not mean Captain Caveman,
I mean Jabberjaw!
"Try to further justice without making waves,
And to impress the ladies, but in subtle ways,
Get lost between the sediment and water mains,
'I will never date you 'cause you smell like bait.'
"So what? Who cares?
When a suppervillain plots?
Send an army of lots of bots
To tie you up in sailors' knots?
"Who's gonna save the world? Who's gonna save the day?
From mayhem, crabs who steal, and evil eels with evil rays?
Who's gonna talk like Curly, since Curly isn't here?
Who's gonna chase down villains and then turn around and run in fear?
Who's gonna stand for justice when bad guys break the law?
You know who I'm talking about,
With Clam and Shelley and Bubbles and Biff,
(Unintelligible)
Jabberjaw!"
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